we, normal people, peel banana skins with hands,
for people who have disability of using hands, they use their legs.
but this dude, who have non disability,
done this...


i dare you to eat this banana peeled by him.
i dare you.

well, models in beautiful attires, cool hairstyles & colourful makeups alwayz can be seen in magazines,
especially fashion magazines.
based on my noob fashion knowledge,
i just get to know some models like leah dizon *me love.* *drools* chilin ling, savanna, tyra banks & naomi campbell.

but model industry is facing evolution now.
human models will be eliminate in this industry soon...
mama mia.

MASTURBATION

according to studies from Cancer Council of Victoria,

frequent masturbation may help men to cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer.

It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if do not ejaculate.

The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out."

however, intercourse sex would not have the same effect cuz highly chances of getting sexually transmitted disease, which could turn in raise into cancer.

hmm, then how bout terence chung this dude?

he's the king of masturbation aye.

he masturbates 36 times in 24 hours.

40 minutes once in average.

he's damn healthy & no worries about prostate cancer.

=x

but he will face another problem.

IMPOTENT.

BILL COSBY GOES HIP HOP.

WUT!? Bill Cosby, a well known man as a comedian & entertainer.
he also mix around with kids, & often saw him appeared in Sesame Street,
my favourite kids programme when im still small.lol.
because of his fatherly image,
he's also known as America's Dad.

but after his retirement,
i never heard his news anymore.
until today i saw The Star newspaper...
& he bombarded me with a great news.
he's going to release his latest album next month,
with genres of hip hop, pop, & jazz.
despite his age of 70.
& he gonna R.A.P in his new album.
yeap, u r not mistaken,
he's going rap da whole America. nyahahaha.
oh ya, his newly album is known as Cosby Narratives Vol. 1: State Of Emergency.
*I bet volume 2 will be coming out real soon. lol*

well, lotz of international rapper can be found in USA.
Kanye West, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, u name it.
they are da bright stars in world of hip hop.
but seriously, can they shine like Bill Cosby?
I doubt so. XD

& who needs bling bling for hip hop?
explosive hairstyle is more than enough.
its way more cheaper than bling bling.

personally, i hope timbaland will help cosby.
timbaland is da master of hip hop~cosby will need 8 minutes, timbaland~

& uhm, since he's doing hip hop, i bet dat he will do this too~im so looking forward for a 70 years old rapper new album. XD

=.=
gay-ism can be promoted through tv commercial.
wtf.
well i believe lotz of guyz will not even give a damn towards this kinda commercial.
but still have some exceptional, though.crap.

well im not a big fans of project superstar,
randomly watch it.
& seriously im sick with da result sometimes.
IM PISSED WITH THIS PROGRAM!!

this year is da 3rd season,
& it's kinda special for me,
cuz i met da contestants in gurney coincidently.
they were having promo dat time.
& my fren was in da top 24 too. lol.
* after he's eliminated, i seldom watched it d*yet i watched quarter & semi final.
i thought da elites will be in there.
muz be more interesting.

but da result made my mum super pissed & i was like wut da hell of da result.
well, my mum was a super fan of a penangite, cliff.
reasons of liking him.
1. he's handsome.
2. he's mature.
3. he can sing.

i didn't have problem with him, except for his age. kinda old. lol.
& he got eliminated, becoz of his age. =.=
my mum was freaked out,
& beh siok eddie, da guy who snatched cliff's chance staying in da competition,

although he sang suxly.
well wut to do.
ppl is younger & better looking wut.

well, eddie, who my mum hated,
& adrian are da best looking dudes in da competition.
they can rock da gals world...eddieadrian

dat's da problem.
project superstar final result is majority based on da sms voting of audience, while judges marks jz claim 30% of da final result.
well, words & marks of judges are trash izit?
jz 30% for judges. wtf.
if its 70% still acceptable bout 30%??
dignity of judges become so low.
audiences have bigger rights than judges. sigh.
if a dude who is super good looking but cant sing,
& judges condemn like hell,
but they still can make through to da next round.
why?
jz because some naive gals will vote for da good looking dude, not can-sing dude.
mind u,
its a singing competition, not a handsome or beauty competition.
eddie & adrian can make through to da last six of competition despite of their poor performing.

cuz they are good looking~

seriously i pity this dude.
he is da victim of being judged with looks.
sigh.
he can sing, got power & energetic,

not forgetting his sat ki...

will

i don understand,
he get da 2nd highest mark among contestants.
but still got eliminated.
havent they noe dat don judge a book by its cover??
but its alrite.
i don think he will lost his chance in entertaiment industry.
if he appear earlier he can act as justice pao part 2.

& stephen chow wont appear as fair version justice pao.

so da final hope is on hau,da highest mark among contestant dude, who represent not-good-looking-but-strong-ability group to shine for.
so dat good looking dude, eddie wont win da grand title.XD
hau

project superstars hired professional judges,
but they ain't professional all da time.
in quarter final of gal's match,
dunno da judge was having insomnia da nite before he judged da match or wut,
he said...then i said...



if she's sexy,
why jolin gotta make her boobs big & make her waist & limbs so small?
duh.
but seriously among judges i respect guan qi yuan.
as da album producer of big stars like fish leong,
his words often are undeniable.

well, this type of based on sms voting competition is seriously pissing me off.
cheats can be made easily.
fairness is in doubt.
people can get influence by contestants looks & vote for da good looking one.
whoever can sing & have da potential to be stars will be left out.
then wut is da motive of helding a singing competition.

seems like it's a trend for guyz helping their gf to take their handbag.
can be seen everywhere nowadayz.
well some people, mostly gals think dat this is an act of gentleman,
but i don see anything appropriate with it.

handbags are accessories of ladies.
colors, shapes & elegancy had been taken into account so that da bag can fit into their dressing.
gals can look different with their handbags.
besides, handbags are tools for ladies to show off their sense of fashion & status,
not forgetting da usage of containing daily products into their bag.

so wut's da point for a man holding handbag for gals?
since handbags are accessories to make themself look better,
why should guyz show their gentleman at this moment?
i don't get it.
scared dat gals will feel sore on their shoulders??
they won't be so stupid to torture themselves by putting lotz of stuff to burden themselves.
who will carry pieces of iron in their handbag & it's so heavy till need guyz to carry it?
duh.
& when da gals needa take something from their bag ,
they have to turn to their man & search for it.
it's unpleasant & inconvenient.
why men haven't flickered to dat point eh?

i don't mean dat guyz couldn't hold thier bags when they are in needy such as when they need to go to restroom.
take for them in needy condition is acceptable,
but walk through da whole mall??
dat's a no way for me.
u have no idea how sissy is a guy to take a ladies handbag walking around.
I SERIOUSLY DESPISE THEM.
if guyz take ladies handbag all da time,
why don't spend some money to get a suitable bag for themselves?
& why ladies will spend so much money for getting a Gucci, Prada, Guess or wuteva-brand-it-is bag?
for da sake of letting their man hanging it?
i don't get it.

enough said.
man's taking ladies handbag walking around have offended me.
it's an eyesore for me.
but wut to do??
jz can show my annoyance over here...

ps: im not here to create any controversy. jz to speak out my opinion~

no offence, really.

KEN LEE~!!

went to chinese orchestra concert today.
actually i was quite reluctant to go cuz i went for TWICE d.
but ticket had been bought,
& i have nothing better to do at home.
don't expect me to watch project superstar.
sms voting is more important than judges judgement.
judge is trash izit?
who can sing but no looks got eliminated,
while good looks but cant sing remained.
seriously despise this type of program!!

say no to project superstar

*too much to complain, blog it some other dayz.*

guess wut?
i met my former tuition teacher who is vy vy good to me in da concert...

and joanna!! lol.da world is small indeed. lol.
so coincidence can meet up in dat concert.

one thing really gotta complain.
their introduction booklet is thick but da content is less.
they are spamming 80%of booklets with advertisments.
& they gotta print n books of booklet.
wastage of papers is not helping da world's conservation at all.
*oiseh, like i love da earth so much*
da concert started at 8.
well they had put up a good show, although its kinda boring for me.
makes me doze off for some moment...

there were few occasions made me laugh though.
as i was sitting da front row, i can see clearly how they played their erhu & gaohu, which made me LOL.typically three types of playing these 2 instruments had been observed.

1. moderate style
this is da most normal playing style. they play gracefully. their body, arms & fingers move softly along da music dat they played. its nice to see.

2. stoney style
except for their arms & fingers, they don move at all. sit on da chair with 90 degrees, no changes on expression.they seems like 'boh form' at all. if you see them from another angle, u'll thought they are statues.

3. possessed style
this style will scare people off. for those who have this kinda playing style, dunno they are too engrossed into da music or wut, they move their arms & fingers so fast as if they are vibrating. not only dat, they shaked their head, maybe too into their music, so hard until da cheek of theirs are flopping, & caused whole person vibrate. dat's why i said this is possessed style. cuz when ppl are possessed by demon or ghost, they'll react like dat.

another part was 2 guyz were performing flute together.
ok, i thought it was normal at the beginning.
but when da songs go on,
they looked at each other like a couple looking at each other so tenderly.
its real or my imagination is too strong? =x

& this one is classic.
this dude came out with lansi style.
looked at da crowd with head high, seeing his nostrils damn clear,
after dat instructed background accompaniment performers like a traffic police.
da way he brought himself out really makes me burst out laugh,
its vy funny when seeing a guy overact.there's another one dude,
who behsong i fell asleep during concert,
so he gave me a wake up call with his weapon instead.& i failed to close my eyes again.
=.=

encore's song is da best part in da whole performance.
best part alwayz lie behind.
haha.
beyond's song. really love you.
everybody get high in da hall. lol.

gotta say,
they work real hard for da concert, & their hard work had paid off.
so congratz to them.

oh ya, to prevent me from sleeping in da concert again,
HE can make a huge difference.XD

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

testis is being kept into the body when temperature around us is low to maintain sperm can be produced normally. in China, da elder generation, especially grandparents will check around their grandchild's testis during winter. if testis cant be seen clearly, they will make testis out with CHOPSTICKS. =.=

By:
PhD of testis & scrotum,
Dr. Chan Wendy

everytime i reminisce this incident, i will burst out in laughter...

one day during cny...

*phone ringing*
Me: Hello?
Police: Hello. Saya Inspektor Ali dari balai polis di Bagan.
Me: Uh Ok. Apa sai?
Police: Kamu tinggal di Taman Bagan betuikah?
Me: ya betui. Apa masalah?
Police: 2 hari yang lalu, berlaku satu kemalangan jalan raya dekat taman bagan. Around pukul 8. Saya hendak kamu pi balai polis untuk buat saksi.
Me: Arr!? Saya tak dekat situ pada waktu itu.
Police: Kamu ada lalu sana kan? Ada orang ternampak kereta kamu. Myvi PHD3832.
Me: uh yea.
* so coincidence im using da shortcut near my house to my uncle house.*
Police: Betuilah!! Mari balai polis buat saksi. Kalau tak kerjasama aku akan dakwa kamu.

My dad gv me a shot like im in big stick condition.
so, i passed my phone to my dad.

Dad: Hello? Inspektor apa har??
Police: Arh uncle, im wilson's friend~ ahahahahaha...
Dad: muahahahaha~

my dad passed me da phone & laugh like hell...
im curious bout it cuz police makes him laugh till like this??
weird...
so, i picked up da phone again...

Me: Hello??
Police: Kamu tau sayakah??
Me: tak tau la!!! kamu siapa!?
Police: Saya Jin How la. u cant recognize my voice meh!? muahahahaha~
Me: ... WTF LA U!! new year play this type of prank call. saya kena gao gao by u d la. ahahahahaha...
Jin How: hhahahha~ I tiok che kia when i heard your dad's sound.
Me: Serves u right. XD

so it is a prank call, which makes my heart beat vy fast & almost heart attack.
u noe la, if we teenagers go balai dunno how will da police treat us wut...
but da way he pranks is damn good. he even learn da way of malay talks. =.=
really scare me out.

inspektor ali?

tongkat ali adalah! XDda tongkat ali which makes my heart beat non- stop~

da best time for me in my life is in high school.
although life there is as suck as in da jail,but it's still fun~

CLB is my high school.
cuz of its reputation,
people, usually adults will have this kind of impression to CLB students...dat's very wrong of them.

lotz kind of people can be found in my school.
let's check it out.

well lotz of wannabes can be found around my school...

some are SUPERSTAR wannabes~

& some are SUPERHERO wannabes~i can save da world without looking~

but eugene, da muscular fren of mine prefer being ARNOLD wannabes...

besides wannabes, mystic creatures & GOD oso appear in my school...

we had uhm, dracula who sucks blood...=xprosperity cat which bring fortune to ppl...

thousand hands of guanyinma...& even laughing buddha~ =.= not everyone is so positive about their school life.

some are alwayz in a vy emo state like there's no tomorrow,
or da whole world has abandoned them...

nevertheless, gay lifestyle also one part of my school life.
go through this kinda lifestyle had helped me out to be a straight guy...
*but in college, gay lifestyle is still going on... sigh*
u noe guyz aren't good in expressing themselves.
so when guyz turn out to be gay...
they express EVERYTHING.

in my high school life,
yujaan a.k.a fish is da best laughter for us... nyahahaha~
& he jz can be seen EVERYWHERE in different poses~

da all time favorite of mine of fish's laughter...

this is classic~ XD

i jz simply love my high school life. full of laughters. jz miss dat kinda life.

ps: i noe when i post this many ppl will beh syok due to their uncommon photos here. if unhappy blast with WORDS plz~